This is usually my personal website. Not this month.

This month I'm selling wine like it's going out of business.

WHY?

Because I've been challenged. And when challenged, I must win. If I don't win, I feel like a loser. And let's be frank here, nobody likes feeling like a loser.

But I need your help. I need you to buy in order for me to win.

Since I have such good taste, I've picked three of my absolute favorite wines for you to enjoy, all pretty damn delicious: a "let's party with a d" Prosecco, a "did we finish it already?" Rosé, and a full on fantastic California Pinot Noir. This extremely limited edition (that was a lie, buy away folks!) wine pack is called "Have fun like a Finntern". Because I'm from Finland. And I used to be the intern. And I'm fun.

Also, if you live in New York City and you buy the pack, you'll get the chance to meet the Finntern! (Don't worry, you don't have to.) I'll take you to my favorite restaurant (McDonald's) and I'll tell you all about what it's like to be a viking.

"Have fun like a Finntern" is now live! Shop away you lovers of all fermented things! Eventually, you'll be drunk and I'll be winning.

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